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"French Trip"

Happy B'day Dickie chum,
(In France "B'day" means "Wash yer bum")
Those french have lots of funny ways
- they do not wash for days and days
& produced a lot of handy aids,
Polish , dressing, sticks and maids
Cricket, windows, bread and toast,
Kissing and knickers we like the most !
Fries and Saunders, the Foreign Legion,
(Residing in a sandy region)
At communication there's no-one better,
In putting their "Main Points" in a letter

Hope you have a jolly day
All the best for your holly day.


(A. Non!)