George Bush : "Suicide

George Bush : "Suicide bombers: we are gonna find you - and we're gonna make sure you don't do it again..."

My friends say I'm too

My friends say I'm too easy to please.
I was delighted when they told me.

I've had a perfectly

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."

Groucho Marx

Some cause happiness

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."

Oscar Wilde

I am enclosing two tickets

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

He has never been known

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."

William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

I didn't attend the funeral

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

Mark Twain

A member of Parliament

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

I'm not posh - I'm just

I'm not posh - I'm just jolly good at polo.

It's that age old question:

It's that age old question:
How old are you?


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